No, it's a dog. Did you think it was a black guy?

Referring to the team logo on his baseball cap.

"It's like Egypt over there, and who goes to Egypt?"

In reference to the AV department at North Coast Church. But seriously, who DOES go to Egypt?

"I don't know about you, but I'm not a Jew."

this was spoken in a sermon by Travis about Jesus setting up an earthly kingdom that would be only enjoyed by the Jewish people. since most of us are not Jews, we would not be able to take part in this kingdom. a  little fun to take out of context